Hold me closer Tony Danza.

Until an embarrassing age I thought these were the lyrics to Tiny Dancer.  True story.  This may be due to me being raised in the "Who's the Boss" generation, but these being the lyrics totally made sense to me.  "I'd be OK with Tony Danza holding me close," I thought.  When I found out my mistake, I was completely embarrassed.  How many people heard me sing "Hold me closer Tony Danza"? 

Apparently, I'm not the only one:

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